i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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