i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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