it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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