I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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