marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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