Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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