This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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