Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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