the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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