if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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