Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
And my parents said I crawled through the house
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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