he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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