I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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