How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just high enough for therapy.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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