no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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