Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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