This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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