She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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