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(609): View more from New Jersey

this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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(512): View more from Texas

you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

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(551): View more from New Jersey

the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit

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(904): View more from Florida

She just used a chaser for red wine.

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(206): View more from Washington

Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.

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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING

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(850): View more from Florida

We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.

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