I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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