I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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