So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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