She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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