I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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