Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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