You're completely useless in the revolution.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
this will be a night to untag.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
