I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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