so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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