ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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