Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Randomize
