I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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