How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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