It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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