Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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