Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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