You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
