i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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