I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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