Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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