if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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