YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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