Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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