She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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