yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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