Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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