Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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