dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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