I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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