you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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