id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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