i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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