is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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