Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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