Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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