We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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