If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just googled if crying burns calories
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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