1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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