Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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