You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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